My Baby is an Alien Egg Child

If you are wondering why I put this in flowers and plants, it's because this is plant material.
Is it a Seed?
No
Wood.
Not carved by human hands.
Made like this, by ice, and water, and whatever else has ground against it, as it bobbed in the water of Lake Simcoe.
Driftwood, I thought it looked like a loaf of bread.