To the neighbour on Ferncroft who just played peek-a-boo, peering around the corner down Metro Rd, but then bolted when I saw him watching me:
How's it going, nose-problems, Get a good look?
I noticed you ran back to your place and quickly closed the garage door. Afraid of something, or someone?
Anything you'd care to share, neighbour.
Should I be concerned? Or are you just another local busy-body, fishing for dirt where there is none.
If I catch this prick spying on me again I'm going to do some digging of my own.
It's been my experience that those who point fingers usually have the most skeletons to hide.
Oh, and by the way, anyone wondering "What WHERE you doing, then?"
I was broadcasting seeds, in an attempt to displace weeds and beautify my neighbourhood.
In short, I was trying to IMPROVE the place, while this...individual...was looking for the bad in people.