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"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
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You may note a tone of sarcasm in the title, which is a play on Robert Fulghum's brilliant 'Everything I need to know I learned in Kindergarten', which I highly recommend.
A couple of TV advertisements have gotten my attention, lately, primarily because of my habit of dissecting ads and assessing their perceived effectiveness. On to butchering the message of two companies that I will not name.
The first commercial shows a computer generated animation of a blueberry that makes a distinctly recognisable rude sound while emitting a blue cloud, only to then jump into a scented marker.
I'm sure kids will love using these markers seemingly scented with mutant fruit farts.
Second ad depicts a man with little dog.
Man walks with dog. Man sits at sidewalk cafe with dog. Man buys flowers with dog. Man puts flowers on wife's grave. Dog wags tail, man smiles. Man goes home and feeds little dog pricey pet food.
To me, the message of this ad is crystal clear...because she didn't buy the right brand of dog food, the dog killed the man's wife.
Favorite visual artistRene Magritte Salvadore Dali Bill Lishman http://www.williamlishman.com/Favorite moviesMovies don't existFavorite TV showsI used to like watching 'Cops' until I found out what the LOCAL "cops" are likeFavorite bands / musical artistsOingo Boingo,Iggy ,Bowie ,Ferry, Uffie,Ian Dury, Ozomatli, Dizzy GillespieFavorite books'Everything I need to know I learned in Kindergarten'Favorite writersYou, if you're good. Me too. I like reading. It's like smelling with your eyes.Favorite gamesIt's all a game,...until' someone loses an eye!Tools of the TradeA camera that I love as though it were the most camera-ey camera to ever camerulateOther InterestsArt Music Gardening Sobriety Atheism and HONESTY in GOVERNANCE, though I'm not holding my breath