Wish I had this sooner. I thought of Craig when I got these. No doubt we would have pondered over the artificial flavoring. What does real unicorn poop taste like?
Hey up yours, you malicious, monstrous assface! You have no right to attack my family like that! If you hate porn so much, that's your problem, so quit making it everybody eles's!
And above all, my uncle was a good man, AND HIS MEMORIES WILL NOT BE DEFILED BY A PIECE OF LOWLIFE TRASH LIKE YOU!!!! So keep your attackings to yourself and in your hellish cesspool!!
I know you probably won't get this, since you're a coward who made a throwaway account to say hateful things. But I have to point out, for my own sake, that you're attacking a man who died of cancer several years ago and my autistic brother. All you've done is upset my mother, my family, and now me. I hope you're pleased with yourself, you monster.