Can I tell you a story?

I could tell you, that these ripples in the water, were from a huge fish, that I saw eating a bug, that landed in the water.
I could, but I won't, because that would be wrong.
A UFO hovered over the dark waters of the Maskinonge, and a small hatch opened on the craft. A tractor beam lowered an alien, with black sideburns, a pompadour, a cape, and a ballerina's tutu, down towards me.
The creature said "Let me be your Teddy Bear" and dropped a homing device into the water.
As the oddly familiar lifeform was drawn back toward its space ship, it said "I'm all shook up, uh huh huh", and disappeared inside.
The spaceship whirred with a sound that could be only described as unbelievable, and shot into space, disappearing.
It's a shame I didn't get a picture of the Alien Elvis impersonator, or its flying saucer.
Or was it the REAL ELVIS?
No, I threw a stone into the river and took a picture of the ripples.

Have a nice day Douglas Adams fans, 42!