Cut Up Story Of Craig And The Beatles

Snippets from one article in the newspaper, that happened to use the same first name as I have.
Applying the same 'cut-ups' principle that David Bowie often used to write lyrics, I assembled the pieces. They are not intended to make complete literal sense.
 

Craig and the Beatles and
and present Craig was a teenager
reflect how he had no intention since when
Then he spotted a were all the rage opportunity
had enough of high, and later, Craig
and a of schools to
he had no idea he revolution
when Craig walked.