He talked to it constantly, the little facial toupee of black hair that he lovingly called Roland.
Gerard Way wore the Hitler moustache on special occasions, Christmas, Eid, Hannukah, Easter, Diwali, Kwanza, Arbor Day.
But he carried it with him everywhere,"One day" he crooned to the detachable moustache, "I will write a Concept Album about you, Roland,
but for now, our friendship must be secret."
The moustache lay in his feverish hand, silent.
Are you feeling sorry for the moustache toupee?
That's because you are crazy.
A fad like Hitler moustaches will come and go.
But Gerard will love Roland like no one has loved a Detachable Hitler moustache before.
A victim of dictator moustache toupee obsession.
To be continued. see Artists Comments for link















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In a study taken in 2002 ages 18-24:
11% of N. Americans can't find the USA on a map
83% can't find Iraq
87% can't find Afghanistan
49% can't find NEW YORK CITY.
Santa Claus and Hitler, is another theme I did.
It's an excersize in absurdism.
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In a study taken in 2002 ages 18-24:
11% of N. Americans can't find the USA on a map
83% can't find Iraq
87% can't find Afghanistan
49% can't find NEW YORK CITY.
I couldn't make myself say it was a hitler moustache, so I copped out and claimed it was CHAPLINS instead.
Chaplin had it first, I reasoned, Hitler stole it, and so I said this was Churchill reclaiming the moustache for Britain.
I got to combine Hitler Churchill and Chaplin.
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In a study taken in 2002 ages 18-24:
11% of N. Americans can't find the USA on a map
83% can't find Iraq
87% can't find Afghanistan
49% can't find NEW YORK CITY.
At least I don't remember doing a Chaplin piece...
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In a study taken in 2002 ages 18-24:
11% of N. Americans can't find the USA on a map
83% can't find Iraq
87% can't find Afghanistan
49% can't find NEW YORK CITY.
Made me larf this morning.
Chaplin...the bulldog.
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Make your Lie fart.
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In a study taken in 2002 ages 18-24:
11% of N. Americans can't find the USA on a map
83% can't find Iraq
87% can't find Afghanistan
49% can't find NEW YORK CITY.
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