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I am going to CHANGE my name

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I have decided to change my name.

Hello, my name is Hitler Bush...I KNOW, I HATE my NAME.
I suppose it could be worse, I could be named GEORGE Bush.
Anyway I have started the procedures to change my name.
From now on NO MORE JOKES about my name.
NO I will no longer be Hitler Bush.
From now on I am going to be known under a MUCH more appealing name.
Please
Call me
Hitler Obama
Kidding my name isn't Hitler Obama,
Have a nice day Old joke lovers.
Sincerely ERNIE(was JOHN)Shithouse
Hi, it's me 'Ernie Shithouse'.
I hope you enjoyed my little story drawn from real life.
And by the way, my name isn't John Ernie OR Shithouse.
My name is Dick Bush.
I KNOW.
So call me by my new name.
Pond Scum.
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humbugmst3k's avatar
That’s the spirit… making a quasi- (or should that be queasy) political statement regardless of inadequacies. Good for you.