Lurid Confessions: Town needs to come out

EDITORIAL
Towns need to come out, but despite renewed focus on the mayor's crack in the trends and influences section, police took particular notice of public scrutiny and declining trust and fiscal responsibility comments.
What have the police and local authorities done to remedy this issue?
Nothing. Why kill the goose that lays the golden eggs. Disgusting. 
Have they no shame?

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Police in area breaking law, speeding

Re: Hope cops feel like they are protecting everyone and Why kill goose that lays golden eggs letters to the editor by Craig Wilkins
Catholic teachers demoralize the workforce. Before someone amputates your penis, you want to be real sure it's necessary.

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