Mes sous-vêtements sont trop serrés et I can' ; t parlent français. Je sens comme la viande d'éicerie, et des culottes d'usage sur ma tête. J'ai plaisir à salir avec le babelfish, parce qu'it' ; amusement de s pour essayer et obtenir de mauvaises traductions sur le but. Par exemple… Frienemy Roflcopter Quitmeister de Palinesque. Ayez un beau jour, je suis fait entièrement en pain grillé.

Here's a link to Babel Fish [link] A Translator thingy.
I have NO idea if this is correct. I typed some stuff into babel fish and translated.
Update: I translated this translation BACK into English...oh MAN is it different.
Here...
My underclothing are tightened too much and I can' ; T speak French. I feel like the meat d' eicery, and of the breeches d' use on my head. J' have pleasure to dirty with the babelfish, parce qu' it' ; recreation of S to test and obtain bad translations on the goal. For example… Frienemy Roflcopter Quitmeister de Palinesque. Have one beautiful day, I am made entirely out of toast.

and now...what I ACTUALLY wrote...
My underwear is too tight. I can't speak french. I smell like deli meat, and I wear panties on my head. I like to mess with babel fish, because it's fun, and I like to get bad translations from it. For example..
Fienemy Roflcopter Palinesque Quitmeister.
Have a nice day I am made entirely out of toast.