This is my new pet boa constricter, I call her Simon Cowell. She's very quiet, and she hasn't touched her food....
WAIT A MINUTE!
This isn't a snake at all, is it?
That lady at the Pet Shop has TRICKED me again.
I should know better than to buy pets from her.
This is NOT a boa...what was I thinking?
It's so obviously an iguana.
Any idiot could see that.