Dick Santorum is not an Etch A Sketch. He's more of a reversible coat, or a pair of flip-flops.
Speaking of a pair of flip-flops....
The University Educated Lawyer calls Barrack Obama a "snob" for encouraging Americans to become better educated, but he encourages his own children to further their education.
He said he didn't care about the unemployment rate, until he realized this quote might hamper his chances of being employed as the President of the United States, so he contradicted himself again.
Now he's moonwalking once more, away from his Etch-A-Sketch Endorsement.
Dick Santorum, he's consistent as the weather...
Don't like the wind bellowing from his mouth right now?
Give it a minute.
Santorum-Giveth, Santorum-Taketh-Away...put your finger into the wind to see how he's blowing today.