Would YOU sit there?

A park bench, but it's covered in dew
and bird poo...
and dew drenched spiderwebs too
I wouldn't sit there if I were you
You might just get yourself persecu...
...ted.

There are more dangerous things to worry about
than spider bites and wet dew poo bum.
Beware of people who tell you they are just following orders. [link]