After he got his trousers, Shady became a successful business dog.
He made his first million in dog slacks.
He became a billionaire selling Celebrity canine sweatpants.
Shade yawned silently, then slipped on his finely tailored pants, and began singing "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family"...that's right Shade was a HUGE Barney the Dinosaur fan, and had become close personal friends with the Purple Furry.
Things were pretty good for Shade, all the bitches he wanted, and trousers aplenty...Yep...life is sweet, Shade thought, then his foot began to hurt, and he woke up on the floor.
It was all a dream, dogs don't have pants and we all live happily ever after except dogs who wish they could talk.

Do you feel sorry for the trouserless dogs?
That is because you are crazy
Dogs don't want trousers...
They want cars.