Mitt Romney says that his multi-million dollar tax-write-off ballet horse is very therapeutic and regenerative for his wife's medical condition. He fictitiously went on to say that he would replace "Obamacare" with a program of two dollar pony-rides for the "lower class" and a free dancing horse for every millionaire.
"Every wealthy American should be encouraged, but not forced, to...share....the manure with those...people...you know the type".
Romney told the well-heeled alabaster crowd that "dancing horse manure will be the new trickle-down currency...."
"I believe we should let Detroit be smothered in...fresh investment" he was quoted as saying, before performing 'Swan Lake' with his faithful steed and Marcus Bachmann for his astonished starched supporters.
Trying to get Mitt Romney to give you a straight answer is like attempting to nail jello to the wall. I sincerely hope this second-generation politician with daddy-issues is not elected...look what happened the last time.