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Everyone gets a PONY!?

Journal Entry: Mon Jun 18, 2012, 8:20 PM
That's how I read it, anyway....

Mitt Romney says that his multi-million dollar tax-write-off ballet horse is very therapeutic and regenerative for his wife's medical condition.
He fictitiously went on to say that he would replace "Obamacare" with a program of two dollar pony-rides for the "lower class" and a free dancing horse for every millionaire.

"Every wealthy American should be encouraged, but not forced, to...share....the manure with those...people...you know the type".

Romney told the well-heeled alabaster crowd that "dancing horse manure will be the new trickle-down currency...."

"I believe we should let Detroit be smothered in...fresh investment" he was quoted as saying, before performing 'Swan Lake' with his faithful steed and Marcus Bachmann for his astonished starched supporters.

Mitt Romney should be fired by Mitt Romney by KeswickPinheadRepublican VS. Republican by KeswickPinhead...and I know a thing or two about ridiculous by KeswickPinhead
Those Mitt Romneys sure love a lot of stuff... by KeswickPinheadI shouted say cheese to a pony by KeswickPinheadMitt Romney Giveth...Mitt Romney Taketh Away by KeswickPinhead
Rick Santorum is no Etch-A-Sketch by KeswickPinheadMitt Romney is a COP KILLER by KeswickPinheadOut of the mouths of Newt by KeswickPinhead

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:iconmamalucia:
MamaLucia Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Ye gods, that man is a turd ... :bleh:
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KeswickPinhead Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2012   General Artist
Trying to get Mitt Romney to give you a straight answer is like attempting to nail jello to the wall.
I sincerely hope this second-generation politician with daddy-issues is not elected...look what happened the last time.
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:iconmamalucia:
MamaLucia Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
:roll: Amen to that.
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KeswickPinhead Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012   General Artist
Just sold out I'm afraid...We have got a slug.
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glassofchocolate Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Student General Artist
As a millionaire who is, incidentally, allergic to dancing horses I would like to put in my request for a small oboe playing bear.
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