HAVE YOU SEEN THESE MEN?
According to a report on Faux News, Presidential candidate Mitt Romney, and his running-mate Paul Ryan have vanished.
In the last place either of them were seen, the only clue that was left behind is a strange combination of the letters 'US' and a dollar sign, scribbled on the front door in red crayon.
The public has decided to not waste tax money on searching for the missing pair, in respect for the Randian views the two hold.
Instead, many are wishing the couple a long and happy marriage.